I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
full of life and love
me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again
Cannibalism can solve both overpopulation and world hunger
No Lie
THIS IS THE REALEST IMAGE
sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive
Ota Janeček (Czech, 1919 - 1996)
*finishes suckin a dick
**crushes it against my forehead like a beer can
““I wish I wore red lipstick more and broke boys’ hearts daily, but sadly boys break my heart and I look bad in red lipstick.””— (via wallflo-er)
I wish my nose was a little heart like a carebear
